How to have sex with a mermaid

Mermen and women are shown with a fish tail up to their waist, leaving little room for spare parts. The obvious solution is to have them breed with eggs: the female lays them, the man does his thing after. So how do merpeople hook up when they like each other? To solve this problem, I just made my merpeople crustaceans.
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How do mermaids have sex?

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Demelza Carlton. People keep asking me how mermaids manage sex and how they can possibly have babies The Little Mermaid had to come from somewhere, right? If you're after detailed descriptions of real mermaid sex…those are in my books, some of which are available free you can find out more about them HERE. I must admit, there is more story than sex to my books, though. One warning: the girls of the ocean's gift don't bother with BDSM — they just call sharks and dispose of him. For the blokes they choose not to dispose of or at least, not 'til afterwards , a siren is quite a catch. Mermaids are closely related to humans — so close that the two can interbreed.
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How To Have Sex With a Mermaid

The mythology of mermaid sex is as mysterious as the majestic sea-creature itself. How does one have sex with these alluring beings of the sea? We attempt to answer the love riddle out with a little help from pop culture. Can't live with 'em because they breathe underwater, duh can't figure out how to have sex with them.
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Which is how I learned, without really intending it, that Pattinson has a new film called The Lighthouse , and that it involves human-on-mermaid sex. What should I know about mermaid reproductive anatomy to make it as enjoyable as possible for both of us? A few years ago, HelloGiggles admirably asked a marine biologist to come up with a mer-sex hypothesis grounded in models of fish reproduction.
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